dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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