yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
3pm strippers are depressing
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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