I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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