why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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