I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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