We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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