yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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