I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I can't turn off my feet"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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