She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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