i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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