I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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