Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No more Irish car bombs ever.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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