quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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