So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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