And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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