Buhtt sex?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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