i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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