You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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