i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Floor bacon is actually really good
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Shame is for Republicans.
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