Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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