I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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