you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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