i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
this will be a night to untag.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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