he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Are my feet made of real feet?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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