If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The adults are the big ones right?
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