No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Congratulations! We have a period
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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