I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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