Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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