6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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