That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I need to stop coming to work sober
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
