But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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