Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize