But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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