One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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