Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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