If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She told me I should be a condom model.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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