your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
my liver is dry heaving
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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