Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Randomize
