do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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