Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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