Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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