The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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