UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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