i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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