Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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