I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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