do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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