We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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