It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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