New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
