2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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