You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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