4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
