can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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